DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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