are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Apparently you make a good broom.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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