I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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