She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Randomize
