he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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