Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
