Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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