So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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