Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
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I need you to use more vowels.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
My breasts were aching with rage.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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