i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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