THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I made him laugh his dick is mine
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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