I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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