dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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