We won't sleep together?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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