I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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