I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize