North Korea, Best Korea!
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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