my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
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