how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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