you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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