What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
