Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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