with your own penis?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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