I just cut my nipple shaving
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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