I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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