I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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