plz talk dirty to me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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