I love black thongs
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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