What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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