so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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