Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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