9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Semen is not good for contacts.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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