I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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