PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Also, beer. Big fan.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
