he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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