Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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