He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Never joke about your clitoris.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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