My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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