so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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