What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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