no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Is it because I queefed?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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