Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Randomize
