do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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