Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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