i just had sex bonerless
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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