"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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