white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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