how can u be prego again
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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