Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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