You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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