love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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