Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just high enough for therapy.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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