everyone is single if you try hard enough
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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