their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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