This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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